More to come!

Season 1

bowlingball.wav
Then run along, you little scamp! A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
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(The Tell-Tale Head)

Season 2

excuse.wav
You heard me - I won't be in for the rest of the week. (pause) I told you! My baby beat me up! (pause) Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up.
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(Itchy & Scratchy & Marge)


letter.wav
-Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
-Okay, Mr Burns. Uh, what's your first name?
-I...don't know.
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(Blood Feud)


powerplant.wav
Me in a nuclear power plant. Heh heh heh...KABOOM!
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(The Way We Was)


thing.wav
-Bart, do that thing you do that's so cute.
-What?
-That thing you know how to do.
-What?
-Go to bed.
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(The War of the Simpsons)

Season 3

costume.wav
Marge, you have a nice body...and if you'd like to see me in a costume, you have only to ask.
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(Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington)


sarcastic.wav
-Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy Land in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! (slams door...reopens it) Oh, by the way, I was being SARCASTIC.
-Well, duh.
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(Flaming Moe's)


shoehorn.wav
Wow, a shoehorn! Just like in the movies! Shoe goes on, shoe goes off. Shoe goes on, shoe goes off. Shoe goes on, shoe goes off.
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(Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington)


sna.wav
-You sound like you're going to buy a pony. Promise me you won't.
-Mmm.
-What was that? Was that a yes or a no?
-Ba.
-Those aren't even words!
-Sna.
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(Lisa's Pony)


tombstone.wav
Ooh! That's one clean tombstone!
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(Saturdays of Thunder)

Season 4

batman.wav
-Homer! There's a man here who thinks he can help you!
-Batman?!
-No, he's a scientist.
-Batman's a scientist.
-It's not Batman!
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(Marge vs The Monorail)


shabubu.wav
-The baby can have Bart's crib, and Bart will sleep with us until he's 21.
-Won't that warp him?
-My cousin Frank did it.
-You don't have a cousin Frank.
-He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.
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(Lisa's First Word)


wicked.wav
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...I forget. But the point is...I forget that too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car.
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(Homer the Heretic)


zombie_flanders.wav
-Dad! You killed the Zombie Flanders!
-He was a zombie?
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(Treehouse of Horror III)

Season 5

american_dream.wav
Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?
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(Treehouse of Horror IV)


brain_cells.wav
Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire. Beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that building...thingy...where our beds and TV...is.
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(Treehouse of Horror IV)


burt_ward.wav
Baby on board...something, something...Burt Ward. This thing writes itself!
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(Homer's Barbershop Quartet)


communism.wav
Marge, I agree with you in theory. In theory, Communism works. In theory.
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(Bart's Elephant)


chainsaw.wav
BART, D'YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK???
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(Cape Feare)


forbidden.wav
Mmmmm, forbidden doughnut.
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(Treehouse of Horror IV)


little_fort.wav
Stop that. I love my wife and family. All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort. That's it!
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(The Last Temptation of Homer)


struggle.wav
No, that's okay. I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First I'll just reach in and pull my legs out. Now I'll pull my arms out with my face.
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(Bart's Elephant)