Disneyland




welcome.wav
Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion.

cadaverous.wav
Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding.

stretching.wav
Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination?

chamber.wav
This chamber has no windows and no doors.

myway.wav
Of course, there's always my way.

999.wav
We have nine hundred and ninety-nine happy haunts here. But there's room for a thousand. Any volunteers?

safetybar.wav
Do not pull down on the safety bar please. I will lower it for you. And heed this warning: the spirits will materialize only if you remain quietly seated at all times.

beware.wav
Beware of hitch-hiking ghosts!

hurry_back.wav
Hurry baaa-aack...hurry baaa-aack!





avast.wav
Avast there. It be too late to alter course, mateys. And thar be plunderin' pirates lurking in every cove...waitin' ta board.

salty.wav
Ye come seekin' adventure and salty old pirates, eh? Sure you've come to the proper place.

nofear.wav
No fear have ye of evil curses says you.

cursed_treasure.wav
Perhaps ye knows too much. Ye've seen the cursed treasure. Ye know where it be hidden. Now proceed at your own risk.

cockroaches.wav
Strike yer colors, ye bloomin' cockroaches! By thunder, we'll see ye to Davy Jones!

redhead.wav
The pirates want the redhead, damn it.

wench.wav
Strike yer colors, ye brazen wench!

doggie.wav
(That dog is never going to move.)

bilgerat.wav
Can't you reach any further, you stubbed-wing (?) bilge rat?!

deadmen.wav
Dead men tell no tales...tales...tales....